Funny English Mistakes

Funny mistakes are from new English students.  If you have ever tried to learn a new language, you know how hard it can be! We will all make many, many mistakes, and some will sound a little funny to native speakers. That's OK- It's part of learning. And a good sense of humor can help us have a good attitude and enjoy ourselves while we learn.  So, enjoy these actual funny mistakes from students I have taught.

Politics and Government

* The second Word War had much propaganda

* At that time, one of the most important weapons was the rocket lawn chair.

* The President got off the plane and gave a big kiss to the first ladder.

* The police were attacked by a large group 
of angry mops.

* The American President is very powerful. For one thing, he chooses the supreme coat judges.

Science 

A bottom dweller is a fish that mostly dwells on bottoms.

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Do you know what “elevation” means?

Yes. It means we all came from Dinosaur eggs.

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The ocean is usually located near the coast.

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The unihorn is an animal that has always been extinct

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We sent some robots to mars but they 
refused to come back

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There are many arguments how was the universe made. Some astrolomers belive in the big band theory.

                                         *

                      There are still plenty of fossil fools.

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The article said there are only maybe five thousand beers left in B.C. This is a very serious problem… I think maybe we should only let very small people go beer hunting every year.

A Day of Tutoring

Should I have a coma in the middle of this sentence?

*I am sorry I am later. 

It took me ten minutes to ignite my car.

*Am I making P correctly?

*Did you have an accident?

When I was skiing, a tree got in front of me 
and hit me hard!

*You called  at the perfect time. 

I just walked into a door.

*Please don't shoot so many people in my country.

What?
Please don't shoot people in my country very often.
Could you say it really slowly?
Police don't shoot people in my country very often.

*I'm sorry, but I couldn't write my essay. 

My roommate had a toothache this morning.
So you couldn't write your essay?
Yes! She was swelling and decaying badly!

*What did you do this weekend?

We went to a Karaoke bar.

Did you sing?

Yes. I was shy but I strongly did it.
What did you sing?
"You are the wind beneath my wigs."

Parents

* My mother is an inferior decorator.

* My father is a highly rank

government official.

* My mother wants me to marry a good, successful man, 

but I want to marry my boyfriend.

* My father has to wear expensive 

business dresses to work everyday.

* I always ate lunch at school.

But every day my mother made me suffer.

*My father is one of my favorite parents.

Health

Last night, when I ate dinner I started joking.
My friend hit my back very hard 
until I stopped.
I was so lucky he was there!

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My shoes smell bad.  
I think they have athletes food in them.

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My leg has been breaking for three weeks.

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                  I probably should have gone to the doctor
                                 one ear ago.

Food

Do you like this food? 
I made it from scratching!

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I never liked mushrooms, 

but now they are starting to grow in me.

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My friends visited last night and 
we served a nice pig dinner.

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Are you hungry? I have dirty toes.
You have what?
Dirty toes. In my back pack.
Um, can you spell that?
Maybe D-O-R-I-T-O-S. Do you 
Want to try one?
No thanks. I'm not so hungry 
right now.

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                      Next, Put the cabbages in salt water. 
                      Then sit in the sink until the morning.

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                        Don't forget to insult the soup.